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Well this is going to surely sell like hotcakes or the equivalent baked good in Iran:
A Scottish firm is set to make millions from a computer game based on Guantanamo Bay.
And they have brought in Moazzam Begg – one of nine British Muslims held in the jail before being released in 2005 – to help them get it right.
The Glasgow firm T-Enterprise hopes to make £3 million pounds from Rendition: Guantanamo where gamers play terrorist suspects trying to escape from the prison.
Begg, 41, has been helping them get the details right, and will even have a staring role in the game.
Is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a playable character? I sure hope so!
Other equally horrible ideas:
1. Wet dog scented cologne
2. Baby toys made of lava.
3. The Utica Urban Reinvestment and Revitalization Act
4. ” Hobo-hopping.”
5. All that dinosaur-making from Jurassic Park.
6. An SUV that runs on whale blood.
7. A Broadway remake of Biodome.
8. Tapeworms given as Christmas gifts.
9. Playing Battleship with real battleships.
10. Open-air ping pong games.
By Dave Johnson
Full-contact golf
Naked rope-climbing