Pictosium ad Nauseum: Video Game Characters You Would Least Like to Wake Up Next to While Emerging from a Semi-Coherent Drunken Stupor

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So you and your buddies decide to party hard at the local drinking establishment, a dive well known for attracting a mix of real and virtual characters, all there looking for a good time and a few drinks, not necessarily in that order.  As you pound back the Koopa Ale and regale your pals with stories of high school football accomplishments and office politics, your inihibitions loosen and your judgment begins to abandon you and you start to mingle with a steady stream of video game inhabitants.

Six hours later, you come to, sprawled in your bed and there’s someone next to you and you think “Oh…no…no…no” and you peek over the sheets and, mouth agape,  take a good long look at…

Dave:

beserker

Erich:
Gruntilda

Steve:

Brood-Mother-009

By Dave Johnson

2 Responses to 'Pictosium ad Nauseum: Video Game Characters You Would Least Like to Wake Up Next to While Emerging from a Semi-Coherent Drunken Stupor'

  1. JK47 says:

    This maybe the most screwed up Pictosium/Symposium ad Nauseum yet.

    My 1st pick is Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid. Imagine waking up with that emo prick. In second place, to honor Dave, how bout from Streets of Rage 2, Abedede, the boss that looks like The Ultimate Warrior with even more steroids & a severe temper problem.

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