The following articles were authored by djohnson

Review: Puzzle Chronicles (XBLA)

The Charge

In case you wanted yet another gem-breaking puzzle game.

The Case

Puzzle Chronicles is an RPG/puzzle hybrid game that combines some light skill progression and even lighter character customization with fairly engaging gem-breaking puzzle gameplay.

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What in the Holy Hell?!

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Here’s the final character reveal for the upcoming Super Street Fighter 4: Hakan, a Turkish wrestler who lubes himsels up with oil and, well, squeezes the crap out of his enemies. Click the jump to watch IGN’s trailer of this brawler who now officially will plague my nightmares.
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The Stick

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Well, I finally caved and did it.  I bought a fight stick.  I have officially bid farewell to the fightpad.  This is a major move.  Things are going to change forever.  Gulp.

A few observations thus far:

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Review: Dante’s Inferno (Xbox360/PS3)

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The Charge
Go to Hell.

Opening Statement
Hey, you might have heard that this game is a lot like God of War. And, well, it is. But is there more to Dante than timed button-presses and orb collection?

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Ninety-Nine Nights 2 Coming Stateside, Possibly Only Me Happy

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Konami has picked up the North American publishing rights to the hack-and-slash sequel and, frankly, I’m overjoyed.  I really enjoyed the first game, nonsense story and painful voice acting and all.  Typically, the Dynasty Warriors formula isn’t my bag, but for some reason I really latched onto the mayhem of Ninety-Nights.  Something about wiping out 100s of dudes with a single movie is really appealing.

The game, an Xbox 360 exclusive, is bound for this summer.  Gameplay video after the jump.

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Pictosium ad Nauseum: Odd Choices for TV Show Video Game Adaptations

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Airwolf has a game.  Lost, too.  24, CSI, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, they’ve all got games.   But what about–

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Review: Mass Effect 2

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The Charge
Assemble your team.

Opening Statement
The first Mass Effect blasted onto the Xbox scene and revolutionized many elements of the action/RPG experience, from its brilliantly-realized new IP, the revolutionary dialogue wheel and the pants-drenchingly fantastic graphics. Bioware’s anticipated follow-up is here and it is so, so much better.

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Pictosium ad Nauseum: Stop! Hammer Time!

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I’m dope on the floor and I’m magic on the mic.

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