Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Riddles and Giggles: Gears of War

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

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Since your kids are going to play M-rated games anyway, why not help them through the inevitable blood-soaked trauma with these jokes written especially for youngsters? Kicking off this new Pixel Verdict series, our irreverent take on the space marine splatterfest series Gears of War. Enjoy!

Q: Where do Locusts get their Blood Mounts?
A: From the Inhumane Society!

Q: Where do Locusts do their Christmas shopping?
A: At the Maul-er!

Q: Who is a Locust’s favorite actress?
A: Charlize Theron!

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Bayonetta… dance?

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

I just… i can’t…

In Celebration of the Release of the Biggest Game of the Year

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009


Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

Captain Enzo in “Fight or Fright”

Friday, October 30th, 2009

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Homestar Runner’s Halloween Toon Rocks The Gaming Love

Friday, October 30th, 2009

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It’s a yearly tradition. Homestar Runner’s Halloween cartoon finds the site’s wacky characters dressed up as all manner of obscure pop culture characters. This year, in addition to The Cheat as The Lorax and Strong Mad as “Sal” from Dire Straits’ “Money For Nothing” video, we get to see Pom Pom as Pooka from Dig Dug. Best of all for a Nintendo nerd like me, Strong Bad and the Poopsmith go all N64 as minor characters from the Legend of Zelda series, as “Skull Kid” and Dirunia, King of the Gorons, respectively. You can see the full cartoon here. While you’re over on the site, be sure to check out Videlectrix’s ever-growing collection of (parody) retro games.

Captain Enzo in “Halloween Plans”

Friday, October 9th, 2009

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Captain Enzo in “PSA”

Friday, September 25th, 2009

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Captain Enzo in “Batter Up!”

Friday, September 18th, 2009

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