» Humor http://pixelverdict.com Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:00:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 JRPG Plot Flowchart http://pixelverdict.com/2010/10/19/jrpg-plot-flowchart/ http://pixelverdict.com/2010/10/19/jrpg-plot-flowchart/#comments Tue, 19 Oct 2010 19:05:38 +0000 Adam Arseneau http://pixelverdict.com/?p=4159 Good morning! You have amnesia!

Good morning! You have amnesia!

This is a flowchart of every JRPG ever made, by Joe Juba. It is a symphony of directional arrows and truth boxes.

Deny it all you want, but everything here reeks of fact.

(via BoingBoing)

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Since your kids are going to play M-rated games anyway, why not help them through the inevitable blood-soaked trauma with these jokes written especially for youngsters? Kicking off this new Pixel Verdict series, our irreverent take on the space marine splatterfest series Gears of War. Enjoy!

Q: Where do Locusts get their Blood Mounts?
A: From the Inhumane Society!

Q: Where do Locusts do their Christmas shopping?
A: At the Maul-er!

Q: Who is a Locust’s favorite actress?
A: Charlize Theron!

Q: What do you call a young Locust?
A: A Baby Boomer!

Q: What is a Locust’s favorite sandwich in Connecticut?
A: A Grinder!

Q: How does a Locust order in a bar?
A: Gimme a brew, mac! (Brumak)

Q: Why is Dom so upset?
A: Because his wife is dead!

Q: What is the Mauler’s favorite cable TV show?
A: The Shield!

Q: What was the slogan during the last Locust presidential election?
A: Yes We Kantus!

Q: What did Marcus politely ask the electronics store employee to set up for his home computer?
A: A LAN, sir! (Lancer)

Q: When do Locusts graduate from High School?
A: Emergence Day!

Q: What do Theron Guard actors do after a performance?
A: They Torque a Bow!

Q: What is a Locust’s favorite ’70s rock song?
A: Don’t Fear the Reaver!

Think you can come up with a great Gears of War joke? Put it in the comments below!

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I just… i can’t…

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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

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It’s a yearly tradition. Homestar Runner’s Halloween cartoon finds the site’s wacky characters dressed up as all manner of obscure pop culture characters. This year, in addition to The Cheat as The Lorax and Strong Mad as “Sal” from Dire Straits’ “Money For Nothing” video, we get to see Pom Pom as Pooka from Dig Dug. Best of all for a Nintendo nerd like me, Strong Bad and the Poopsmith go all N64 as minor characters from the Legend of Zelda series, as “Skull Kid” and Dirunia, King of the Gorons, respectively. You can see the full cartoon here. While you’re over on the site, be sure to check out Videlectrix’s ever-growing collection of (parody) retro games.

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