Archive for the Vintage Category

Consider the light zapper. No, consider it.

Aww yeah.

Aww yeah.

Consider the light zapper. No, seriously, think about it. For many children, the most amazing part of the original Nintendo Entertainment System was the NES Zapper, a silver-gray (quickly replaced with hunting orange) handheld pistol that allowed us to hunt ducks in our living room. It made an entire generation of boys and girls want to murder a snickering dog. It even made a gigantic, satisfying CLANG noise when you pulled the trigger. It had springs. Springs meant quality.

We’re spoiled today by our Wii remotes and our Natal technology (or we will be soon). It was a gun that shot light! Or at least that was what we were lead to believe. So there weren’t many game developers that opted to design games for it, or for the Light Phaser for the Sega Master System (my personal gun of choice because they modeled it off an obscure Japanese anime). These were novelties at best–a clever use of cathode-ray technology that to this day I still can’t quite understand (magic, I assume).

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Symposium ad Nauseum: Favorite NES Games That No One Else Cares About

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Everyone loves the NES.  If you don’t, you’re a communist and R.O.B. the Robot will physically abuse while you sleep.  Lots of classic games to point to and slather with fanboy love, too: Mario, Metroid, Zelda, Super Dodge Ball, River City Ransom, Little Nemo etc.

But how about those games that may have only appealed to you way back when?  The under-appreciated losers of the bunch?

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Best Games for the Sega Dreamcast

dreamcastAnyone who tunes into our award-winning* podcast, BLAST PROCESSING should know that many of us here at Pixel Verdict are dyed-in-the-wool fans of the Sega Dreamcast. It may have had a short shelf life, but it holds a high place of honor on our video game nostalgia shrine. If nothing else, it goes to show how a well-made console with fantastic games can still fail in the marketplace, for reasons beyond pure system excellence.

Recently, ThinkGeek came across a magical cache of unopened, new in box Dreamcast systems, and sold them to eager devotees for $99 a pop. They sold out in record time (but keep an eye on them, as they might get more). To mark this auspicious occasion, or to assist anyone who wanders into a used video game store and takes one of the little white consoles home for the first time, let’s run down some of the best video games for the system.

And yes, there are a lot of fighting games listed here. It was what the Dreamcast was good at, after all. Read on after the jump.

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Potent Portables: Game Boy is 20 years old

gameboyThe Game Boy, Nintendo’s flagship device, is now twenty years old. And yes, I said “flagship”, because it is the most popular game console of all time. Ever. Released in 1989, the simple, boxy monochromatic Tetris delivery system has sold over 118 million units, and its pedigree lives on in the GBA and Nintendo DS systems. It might be a cliched meme, but it does indeed print money.

Gizmodo has put together an incredible timeline of the history of the unit, whose history (kind of) goes back to 1889, if you don’t mind a bit of logical leaping. It’s still an amazing history for a gaming device, one unlikely to be matched anytime soon, and one heck of a graphic. Check it out at the link below.

[The Definitive Game Boy Timeline] (via Gizmodo)

Vintage Review: Herzog Zwei (Genesis)

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Before Halo Wars, there was Herzog Zwei, a proto-console-RTS that was far ahead of its time.  Sure it was extremely limited when compared to its current-day brethren, but what do you want?  For crying out loud you were a jet that could transform into a robot!  That’s gotta be worth something, right?

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Wiebe Returns!

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Steve Wiebe, the lovable, hapless Donkey Kong also-ran as seen in the bodacious documentary The King of Kong (read Erich’s glowing–and deservedly so—review here) is apparently going to attempt to reclaim his DK title live at this year’s E3.  The attempt will air on G4.   More info after the jump, in exciting press release form!

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Vintage Review: M.U.S.H.A. (Sega Genesis)

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Much of my formative video game years were spent playing two genres: the side-scrolling beat’em up and the shooter. Both were popular in the 16-bit days, but have since largely vanished from the gaming consciousness, save for cameo appearances on PSN or XBLA or the DS.

I played many shooters on my Genesis, and forged my love through repeated run-throughs of the magnificent Thunder Force III. But my addiction took root with M.U.S.H.A., a quirky vertical-scrolling effort that featured all the characteristics of the genre: huge enemies, upgradeable weapons, and thousands of glowy balls of death on the screen. It was formula, but it was formula perfected.

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Review: Retro Game Challenge

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The Charge:
All your games are belong to us!

Opening Statement:
Exploding onto western shores with the force of 500 points, Retro Game Challenge brings all the wacky frenetic pacing of Retro Game Master (GameCenter CX), a kooky, long running Japanese comedy show; alongside creator Shinya Arino’s slavish devotion to old school gaming.  Think of it like one of those Velveeta slathered VH1 specials about going back to the 80s.  However is Retro Game Challenge the Optimus Prime of video game nostalgia trips?  Or is it a mere Leader-1?

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