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REVIEW: Despicable Me – The Game (Wii)

The Charge:

Be Despicable…It’s Fun!

Opening Statement:
As a freelance gaming journalist, I try at all times to keep an open mind about the potential of a given product.  However, as a lifelong gamer who has already felt the septic sting of licensed games (I did grow up in the heyday of Acclaim after all); I’ve long since learned to approach movie tie-ins with what can only be described as a coupling of trepidation and mild repugnance.  Games that are rushed to market, developed on the fly by the lowest bidder usually reap untold profits by preying on the innocent nescience of parents not in the know.  The sad fact, quickly learned by young gamers is that these titles usually suck.  Now don’t get me wrong, Despicable Me is a perfectly entertaining animated movie, but is Despicable Me – the Game as loveable as its beleaguered super villain Gru, or just another sad lesson in licensed gaming?

REVIEW: Kirby’s Epic Yarn (Wii)

The Charge:
An epic quest unwinds.
Opening Statement:
Cute means that something is attractive, in a dainty or pleasingly pretty manner.  Cute is a defence mechanism to shield the weak and irritating from intelligent, meat eating apex predators such as ourselves.  I can’t get mad at a puppy when he piddles on my jeans, because he’s just too darn cute.  This is how I feel about 95% of Nintendo’s first party software these days, anything that doesn’t involve Mario jumping on flying turtles.   Continue reading REVIEW: Kirby’s Epic Yarn (Wii)

NEW RELEASES – August 2010

Get your virtual cash ready, August closes out the summer with a digital buffett of downloadable goodies. Meanwhile, there’s not much happening on the retail front, with only 3 games worth talking about (4 if you hail from the USofA and like Football) in the promising, ultraviolent Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days, the epic Mobbed up open world sequel, Mafia II (That collector’s edition is mighty pretty!) and of course, Team Ninja’s much hyped return to Nintendo’s classic Metroid franchise, Metroid: Other M.

Stock up on Xbox Live Points cards and PSN gift cards while you can!

August 4th

- Castlevania: Harmony of Despair (Xbox Live Arcade)

August 10th

- Madden NFL 11
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (PSN Store)

August 17th

- Kane & Lynch 2: dog Days (multi)
- Ys Seven (PSP)

August 18th
- Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (Xbox Live Arcade)

August 24th
- Shank (PSN Store)
- Mafia II (multi)
- NHL 2K11 (Wii)

August 25th
- Shank (Xbox Live Arcade)
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (Xbox Live Arcade)

August 31st
- Metroid Other M (Wii)
- Hydrophobia (Xbox Live Arcade)
- Valkyria Chronicles 2 (PSP)
- Dead Rising 2: Case Zero (Xbox Live Arcade)

This is a wierd month, digital content being so prominent in the face of a sparse retail month. I’m all over Kane & Lynch 2, being one of five fans of the original. I’m sure Mafia II will be in my home as soon as it hits as well. What August releaseas are you most looking forward to? Or are you planning on clogging the internet tubes with downloads?

REVIEW: Sin and Punishment – Star Successor (Wii)

The Charge:
The hair-trigger shooter game for the Wii is here!
Opening Statement:
Western gamers can be forgiven for scratching their heads and furrowing their brows when people bring up the original Sin and Punishment.  A cult hit in the making, it made a slight blip on the radar in the dying days of the Nintendo 64, but languished in its native Japan, robbing western N64 owners of the chance to boast more great games on that system than can be counted on one hand.  A decade has passed since Sin and Punishment was one of the most sought after import titles in all of gaming, and thanks to the title’s success on the Wii’s Virtual Console; Nintendo and Treasure have brought the sequel, Sin and Punishment: Star Successor across the vastness of the earth and into the twitching fingers of starving action gamers across North America.  Once again, Treasure’s rule against developing sequels has been broken.  The question is though, is it going to be worth it this time?

E3 Round 4 – Nintendo Press Briefing 2010

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E3 – Round 3 – Ubisoft Press Briefing 2010

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E3 – Round 2 – EA Press Briefing 2010

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Review: Cave Story (WiiWare)

The Charge:
Wake up in a dark cave with no memory and just a gun. Take control and learn a world power, stop a delusional villain!

Opening Statement:

Playing Cave Story (Dōkutsu Monogatari for you hopeless purists out there) on the Wii will most likely conjure up strong feelings of nostalgia within gamers who were around in the 8-bit era.  It’s like discovering a great NES title for the first time, or stumbling across a slice of fried gold long since missed.  The only difference being that Cave Story is no retro throwback title, it’s not a series relaunch, or a cheap cash-in on the success of Mega Man 9 or Dark Void Zero.  Cave Story, if you must know, was doing the old school thing before old school was even in vogue.  This game is a labour of love, crafted by a single gamer back in 2004.  It enjoyed cult success as a freeware PC title, but does that mean it’s not worth forking over 12 bucks to play it as an actual console title?  That’s a question for Will Smith.

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