Do you desire a crippling, debilitating addiction, but can’t afford the cost of heroin or all the fussing with needles? Looking for your next fix, but tired of the bloody noses that come with constant cocaine use? Have we got the fix for you, my friends. Peggle, the PopCap Games game that destroys marriages and lives, received a faithful port to the iPhone platform, and is now on sale for a measly 99 cents. That’s right, less than a dollar.
From someone who a) is in rehab for Peggle addiction and b) spent five bucks on the game full price when it came out, this is a fantastic deal. It’s not just that I’m lonely here in rehab with no one to play Peggle with. Honestly!
Peggle for the iPhone and iPod Touch is available via the Apple Store.
