Child of Eden – Tetsua Mizoguchi’s latest in trance beat acid trip shooters. There are a ton of people who enjoyed Rez, I ain’t one of em. meh. Not a good start. Thumbs down.

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood – Now THAT is what i’m talkin about. Great pre-rendered trailer gives way to an awesome gameplay sequence that looks to pick up right where Assassin’s Creed II ended. Ezio’s villa is under siege, looks veryhectic, and there will be Templar vs. Assassin based multiplayer. Thumbs up!

Shaun White Skateboarding – This looks dumb. Shaun skates around a Tony Hawk-like city bringing color back into the world. It moves fast enough, but i doubt the approach is going to appeal to anyone. Thumbs down!

Battle Tag – uhhh… What??? Thumbs down!

Innergy – uhhhh…. Thumbs down!

Motion Sports – OK Ubisoft… could you at least pretend like you’re taking this seriously. Thumbs Down!

Your shape – This again? No thanks. Same stupid presentation we got at the Xbox360 conference. Thumbs down.

Raving Rabbids: Travel in time – coming to the wii in November 2010. Hurray. No one cares. Thumbs down.

Ghost Recon: Future soldier – Back to GAMES again. Nice. After the wave of crap that they were passing off for the last 20 minutes, this is a breath of fresh air. Looks like Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter, only with sci-fi trappings. There’s something about it that doesn’t sit right with me, but there’s plenty of time before the early 2011 release. Thumbs up.

Driver: San Francisco – An awesome CG trailer sets the stage for some of the most boring, ugly looking gameplay i’ve seen. What the hell have you done to my Driver??? I’m a fan of the series, i even really dug the crippled Driver 3, and let me tell you that this makes every other offering in the series look like effing Shaft! Heartbreakingly horrible, lame concept. Over 100 real cars that you can shift between at will. You’re in a coma, and the entire game is in your mind. This just sounds incredibly stupid. What ever happened to making a kick ass GTA clone? Thumbs down!

Project dust – Downloadable title coming in 2011, looks promising. thumbs up.

Rayman Origins – Woah! This looks awesome. Like a hand-drawn version of Little Big Planet. Not the announcment that many wanted from Michel Ancel though. Still, it looks great, even if it isn’t Beyond good and Evil 2. Thumbs up.

Mania Planet – ummm… yeah. thumbs down.

Michael Jackon – Ok, there were dancers on stage. And that’s it. Ghoulish cash in? Maybe. Thumbs down.

Overall, wow. I don’t think Ubisoft has any idea whatsoever what the hell they’re doing. There were two solid offerings in that entire waste of time, and even then, the idea that shows the most promise was an afterthought of Assassin’s Creed II. The host was an annoying dick, the “guests” that were brought out weren’t much less so, and the product on display was absolute rubbish. Ubisoft, i offer this prediction for your future: Tumbling stocks, a wagon train of commercial bombs, and finally, selling off your assets and going the way of Atari. Have fun with that. Seriously, who the hell is steering this ship? A Blind man? What the hell is Ubisoft Montreal up to these days? Where the hell is the product for gamers? You are lost in the quagmire of casual game hell, there is little hope for redemption. How the mighty have fallen.