Since your kids are going to play M-rated games anyway, why not help them through the inevitable blood-soaked trauma with these jokes written especially for youngsters? Kicking off this new Pixel Verdict series, our irreverent take on the space marine splatterfest series Gears of War. Enjoy!
Q: Where do Locusts get their Blood Mounts?
A: From the Inhumane Society!
Q: Where do Locusts do their Christmas shopping?
A: At the Maul-er!
Q: Who is a Locust’s favorite actress?
A: Charlize Theron!